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I FOUND CUTE UNDERWEAR AND NOW I CAN TAKE A TRILLION SELFIES OF MYSELF IN IT AND ONLY EVER SHOW THEM TO SOMEONE I TRUST. I DON’T THINK YOU GUYS REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF MY BODY IN CUTE UNDERWEAR. IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

Hey Brett is you see this you’re totally invited to join me in the fun of my previous post

I’m gonna go to bed now so that I don’t need to be wearing pants while I play with my boobs

bebinn:

SPRINGFIELD —- Illinois public schools that teach sex education will be required to provide information about birth control under a measure the Senate sent to Gov. Pat Quinn on Wednesday.

This would still allow schools to opt out of providing sex education entirely, but now schools that do teach it have to include methods of birth control, and can’t rely on abstinence-only courses. It’s a start!

(via fuckyeahsexeducation)

eat-my-rainb0w said: Can I go with both? ;)
*detaches vagina and throws it at you while screaming “AMERICAAAA”*

Let’s play a game called “are you liking my sexual posts because you like them or do you want to fuck me”

heirofmedusa:

thighabetic:

A gang of South Korean women who target married men in bars, sleep with them, then threaten to accuse them of rape unless the men pay a fee, are gaining notoriety.

Bruh. This is that shit that SJ folk like to claim, ‘never really happens.’

No one ever said it never really happens. What the fuck.

My mother just caught me staring down my shirt and playing with my boobs. I thought she was fixed to the hockey game. Whoops.